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TALK SHIT GET KISSED

by BROJOB

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1.
Show me your dick You better pull it out quick Don't make me show you these fists Don't be a fucking bitch You're nothing but a fucking coward You say you think you’re tough You came to spread your message I came to spread your butt You like to talk that shit Yeah, you can choke on it But it’s hard to talk with a mouth full of jizz I should know Yeah, I really should know If there's one thing in life I’ve learned It's how to take a load You’re just a bitch Clenched fists Brass knuckles Throw your punch Deep inside me You name the time I’ll name the place I’ll rearrange your face Inside my rectum You bring your crew I'll bring my crew An all out war Over who finishes first There is no turning back This is a battleground Bodies hit the floor Soaked in sweat and semen We’ll make you pay For everything I’ll take the pain Sometimes I tuck in my dick Everyone is dead Everyone is limp
2.
Give me a hickey with your butthole I've got no time to spare It’s dick-o-clock somewhere You know I hide inside the alleys Hidden from the public that surrounds me Where the air is putrid and the fog is thick It’s where your boyfriend finally gave me the dick You probably cry because he's never around You check your phone but that bitch can't be found I’m never gonna settle for anything less He always blew his load all over my chest I won’t change the way that I am All I know is that I needed your man These people worry that I can't hold my own But they don't know that I can make your dad moan I'm not a street rat no I just like the feel of it There's nothing wrong with a mouth full of dick You're just a pussy There's nothing wrong with me It's not my fault that you can't handle where he tickles me Just stick it in already Don't make me beg for it Wrap your balls around me Shove them in my face Don’t bring a knife to a cock fight I don’t fuck with none of that shit We’re gonna do this just right You can find me in my favorite shade of lipstick I'm not a street rat no I just like the feel is all There's nothing wrong with a mouth full of balls You're just a pussy There's nothing wrong with me It’s not my fault that you can't handle where he fondles me Life on the streets The corner's where I'll be Life on the streets You’ll find me on my knees Behind the Wendy's
3.
PEN ISLAND 03:55
I wanna dip my balls into a bowl of milk And glue cornflakes onto my my ass I'm a cereal killer And I eat my Booty-Os with extra ass And while we're at it I'll do things you've never dreamed of Like ride a unicycle Upside down while I suck that ding-a-ling Now you know I love a man who can pitch a tent So I'll let you bed your worries in the shadow of my consent I'm ready for that fucking dick I was born with a thirst for sticky liquid You're nothing but a baby back bitch Now come around back, I will show you where to stick that shit I braided my hair just for you Turn up the heat, let's make love stew Okay, maybe this is a bit too much So just kiss me on my balls, that'll be enough My favourite band is Nickelsack Take a look at this photograph, it's a picture of my ass I am the one with the length and the girth They've even named my dick Enterprise Earth They call me the breadwinner So butter my balls like biscuits I'm about to go buck wild On them tasty-ass booty cheeks I've even received awards for having The smallest dick of the week I want to pour maple syrup down your ass like pancakes If you think you're too tough for my flapjacks I'll spank that ass with a flip flop My toes always stick together 'cause I blow my load inside my socks It's really hard to walk now, yeah, yeah, oh Go I wanna dip my balls into a bowl of milk And glue cornflakes onto my my ass I'm a cereal killer And I eat my Booty-Os with extra ass And while we're at it I'll do things you've never dreamed of Like ride a unicycle Upside down while I suck that ding-a-ling
4.
Words drop like icicles through my skin Breaking away at my skeleton And everyone has to pretend to be tough Living through the life of hard knocks, they can't get enough. And since I've become numb to the indoctrination, We've become too aggressive with our expectations. Since when were we only meant to see the glass as half empty, When we'd rather see it half full? Fuck you pessimist. Let down by the weight of everyone's judgment You can feel it crushing down on your spirit Painted in an optical illusion We seek past the lifespan of our peers Retribution-guided retaliation Met by a world of contempt It draws out our fears Lest we stand in opposition Confronting the contaminated Stung by the knife of their lies Our wounds may be full But we still know that we will rise People have their problems but they know that We will never be the one to satisfy the hunger Of the misguided feelings that some of them decide to vent Onto the world for the rest of us to deal with We will never be caught with that shit. No, we'll never be caught with that shit. I can't save you. Only you can save yourself.
5.
I’ve got a black shirt, black nails, and a black heart I even have the newest pair of trippp pants in my shopping cart Black pants, black socks, and black kicks I bet you didn’t know that Edgar Allen Poe is my side-chick My parents don’t get me and my teachers are lame Yeah, no one understands me, that’s why I always complain My life is black, like my coffee, and if you talk shit to me I’ll get your face and I’ll scream RAWR XD You think you’re hardcore but you don't even smoke cigarettes You think you’re tough but just look at the way you dress I don’t wanna hear about it, so just drop it I’ll take you on a journey at your nearest hawt topic We’ll buy you lots of emo band tees and some color for your hair You’ll get lots of attention, yeah so many people will stare Throw away all your stuff with color that you’re not gonna miss Now you can be just like the rest of us, a non-conformist I talk about it everywhere I go I sleep in a casket. That’s where I scream and moan I’m pretty sure I’m a vampire It’s really all I desire I’m not really one for attention but I will make a scene I’d rather be alone that’s why I’m always at the mall with my fiends We never go out in public That’s why we’re always in public Wait..that can’t be right What. The. Fuck You think you’re hardcore but you don't even smoke cigarettes You think you’re tough but just look at the way you dress I don’t wanna hear about it, so just drop it I’ll take you on a journey at your nearest hawt topic We’ll buy you lots of emo band tees and some color for your hair You’ll get lots of attention, yeah so many people will stare Throw away all your stuff with color that you’re not gonna miss Now you can be just like the rest of us, a non-conformist
6.
TICKLE WAR 03:21
WE KNOW WHY EVERYONE HATES BALLS IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE CAUGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR THE WAR BETWEEN YOUR DICK AND ASS WE'VE GROWN TO WELCOME DICKS OF EVERY SHAPE AND SIZE THERE'S NO LIMIT TO THE FUN WE CAN HAVE IN THIS WAR THE WAR BETWEEN YOUR DICK AND ASS HERE'S A FUN LITTLE LIFE HACK: WE CAN START A FIRE IF WE SCISSOR EACHOTHERS NUTSACKS AFTER THAT, YOU CAN PRESS YOUR TAINT ONTO ME I'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE YOUR BOOTIEHOLE BLINK IT GETS BETTER AND BETTER, I FIND IF YOU SWING YOUR DICK AND SPANK YOUR ASS AT THE SAME TIME I WANNA USE YOUR BALLS AS A TRAMPOLINE AND BOUNCE AROUND UNTIL I DROP TO MY KNEES YOU WILL BE MINE YOU WILL SHOVE YOUR WHOLE FACE IN MY ASS THEY CALL ME KING DINGALING YOU'LL GET HYPNOTIZED BY THE WAY IT SWINGS DICK SO BIG, YOU CAN BARELY SEE MY BALLS YOU CAN FIND ME SHOOTING SEMEN ON YOUR BEDROOM WALLS THE HEAD OF MY COCK IS ACTUALLY A FIST YOU NEVER REALLY KNOW IF YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET KISSED I'LL USE YOUR NUTSACK AS A PUNCHING BAG I CAN DEEP THROAT ANYTHING AND NEVER GAG WE KNOW WHY EVERYONE HATES BALLS IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE CAUGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR THE WAR BETWEEN YOUR DICK AND ASS WE'VE GROWN TO WELCOME DICKS OF EVERY SHAPE AND SIZE THERE'S NO LIMIT TO THE FUN WE CAN HAVE IN THIS WAR THE WAR BETWEEN YOUR DICK AND ASS I DON'T NEED NO JEWELRY, BUT A PEARL NECKLACE WILL DO I'LL GIVE YOU HUGS AND KISSES AND A DINNER FOR TWO IF YOU TEASE ME ANYMORE I MIGHT HAVE A HEART ATTACK MAKE ME WAIT ANY LONGER AND I'LL SUCK THAT DICK FROM THE BACK IF YOU TEASE ME ANYMORE I MIGHT HAVE A HEART ATTACK MAKE ME WAIT ANY LONGER AND I'LL SUCK THAT DICK FROM THE BACK I DONT EVEN SOUND LIKE THIS GUY AND IF YOU TRY TO SAY I'M BROJOB ONE MORE TIME I'LL SHOOT THE MASSIVE MOOSE LOAD IN YOUR EYE I KNOW COCK-FU AND I'M NOT SCARED TO FINISH YOU'RE PISSING ME OFF WITH "YOU'RE BROJOB, ADMIT IT" ONCE YOU GO MOOSE, YOU'RE FOREVER LOOSE
7.
You have the perfect heart-shaped ball-sack And I want you to smash it against my forehead Bree I’ll grip your butt cheeks and motorboat your ass And floss my teeth with your booty hole hairs We’ll have a romantic picnic We can make shadow puppets with our dicks I wanna use your cock as a snorkel And swim in the sea of your ass Quit wasting my time I’ll get on my knees and blow your fucking mind Let's get married and run away So I suck your dick each and every day We’re gonna blow dudes by the masses And make them stare directly into our asses We are the penetration administration We live our lives for the thrill We are the penetration administration I'm addicted to dick and I'm not gonna quit it We are the penetration administration We are We are the penetration administration Wanna see a magic trick? I’ll make your nut-sack disappear Jam your balls into my eye sockets So I can see our future children It’s no secret that I want to make you mine Whisper gently into my ass I’ll rip your pants off at the drop of a dime And eat that ass like I did with your dad I want to diddle that dick Rose pedals fall as your balls smack my chin I can take a dick Don’t question it Strip me down This lace gown And go to town Spit in my ass on this Valentine's Day I have a crush on every boy I want to lick their taint There is plenty of dick to go around Spreaded ass Open mouth
8.
Huge balls Swinging Underneath My chin Smacking Forcefully This shows the world I'm a force to be reckoned with There's not a single person who can handle this dick Give me your all I know I can take it You call yourself a man But you can't even swallow it Let's play a game It’s called whose dick is in my mouth Hands up high Pants down low I’ll eat the booty like Cheerios There are way too many people taking this shit way too Seriously and are getting butthurt Like, what the fuck man Chill out It's just a joke But seriously I really do want to suck your dick like so bad So fucking deal with it bitch If you take your dick and shove it between your balls, it kinda looks like a hamburger You really ought to try it Spread your sack I'm starting to feel the itch again Stretch it out and hold it to a light It kinda looks like a veiny roadmap A roadmap to my mouth I'm not someone you can fuck with Yeah the crew I hang with is sick of all of your shit You're not a real man Unless you know how to deepthroat someone's balls up your ass Cross my dick and hope to die Shoot your load and make me blind
9.
THIS IS THE SOUND OF A THOUSAND CLAPPING ASSES I FIND MYSELF INSIDE THE RESTROOM THE FEAR IS SETTING IN I APPROACH THE WALL OF MEN EACH ONE EMPTYING THEIR MEMBERS I UNZIP MY PANTS AND BEGIN TO SWEAT PROFUSELY THAT'S WHEN IT HAPPENED THE MAN NEXT TO ME CAUGHT A PEEK AT MY DICK THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING THIS IS WHY I SHOULD HAVE CHOSEN A STALL IT’ SO HARD TO USE A URINAL WITH A DICK THIS SMALL I JUST PISSED ON MYSELF FUCK THEY SAY ITS NOT THE SIZE OF THE BOAT BUT IN MY CASE I'M BARELY AFLOAT IT DOESNT GET MUCH HARDER THAN THIS NO SERIOUSLY, THIS IS AS HARD AS I GETS SOME GUYS DESCRIBE IT AS A TIC TAC BUT THERE ISN’T A MINI VERSION OF THAT IT’S MORE LIKE A GRAIN OF RICE EVERYBODY STOPS BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO LOOK TWICE IT’S SORT OF LIKE A TEENY TINY MUFFIN MY DICK LOOKS LIKE A SECOND BELLY BUTTON I'LL LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF THIS I'LL NEVER HAVE TO BUY A SINGLE TOOTH PICK HONESTLY, IT’S LIKE IT DOESN’T EVEN EXIST I CAN EVEN KEEP MY LEGS CLOSED EVERY TIME THAT I SIT TEENY WEENIE I HAVE THE WORLD'S SMALLEST COCK TEENY WEENIE SOMETIMES I FILL MY PANTS WITH MY SOCKS
10.
LET GO 04:57
I believe in your capabilities And when your ghost becomes more than a figure of speech I want you to know that I still believe in you As you do for me, I never want to let you go My surroundings are dissipating And the world goes dark Vitality, transparency Indulges itself into my metaphysical self I can't breathe, no, I can't sleep and all I feel is empty, emptiness The sensation engulfs my entire state of being Torn into pieces by this cavernous dread And all I feel that's left is this dissonance I remember telling you all of my hopes and dreams And wanting you to be a part of my everything Circumnavigating the darkest shades of my mind I'd rather be alone than plague myself by leaving you behind All I know now is that it's killing me To fear the worst or "to be or not to be" Assembling my stress to take it off my plate Wait till we fall the re-coagulate, no, no, no, no, no, no I've always wanted what I knew I couldn't have Believe me when I tell you that it Kills me that I'm supposed to just let go I believe in your capabilities And when your ghost becomes more than a figure of speech I want you to know that I still believe in you As you do for me, I never want to let you go I remember telling you all of my hopes and dreams And wanting you to be a part of my everything Circumnavigating the darkest shades of my mind I'd rather be alone than plague myself by leaving you behind
11.
Let's lock dick lips Give it up for the world and how they taught sex-ed I'm pretty sure you need a shield to keep protected I always thought that making love was such a strange thing Especially when you decorate your cock with a ring I'm not too sure what it's for but I think that it's cool I'm about to get butt naked and jack off into the pool And when I'm done with that I'll probably shave off all my hair And cover myself in mustard and throw myself down the stairs I want to deep throat your balls with my ass cheeks While I bounce on your sack, we'll call it gymnasties I'll make your nuts bounce like a pogo stick Have you seen my ass? You know that shit is EXTRA THICC Every mother fucker has something to say Bitch, I'm like Burger King - you can have it your way Tuck your balls back and squeeze them with your ass Sometimes I wonder what it's like to be a car Get leaded up on gasoline and hit my dick with a spark Now let's do like a roller coaster and ride your life away Despite the constant negative press covfefe Let me tell you something about how to use a condom Make sure you get it extra small So it's wrapped around your cock Tie it in a knot, then cut the tip of it off If you don't have a condom, then you can use a sock Or just put your dick into a mini-headlock Remember, double penetration makes it way more safe I'll succ every single person in the human race Have you ever wondered what it's like inside a copper pipe? Cause if you stick your dick in You can start to do what's called "the angry plumber" It's basically a blowjob but without the hummer Give it up for the world and how they taught sex-ed I'm pretty sure you need a shield to keep protected I don't need no butterflies in my dumbass tummy Cuz BROJOB taught me how to do the unprotected dummy Basically you swing your dick around like it's a sword Until you lose all feeling in your cock and then get bored Twist your nipples and slam your dick in the refrigerator door Send them to the slobber house
12.
There is hope left inside of you And I'll kill my light just to see it alive in you When the world feels like it's falling apart I'll remember the beauty I found inside your heart This feeling has been there from the start When everything's numb and my mind is frozen over You're at the surface peering in like an angel above me Don't lift a finger I'll outstretch my arms and embrace all I can I'll give you the world and everything I am I'll break every fiber of me until I am no longer a man Can't you see what I see? You're perfect in every way I dream about you every night and day You are a breath of life in this god-forsaken place You're never truly alive until you've fallen down Peace is never real until you're safe and sound I want to give you a life I could never have Even if it buries me, give me your pain You never deserved it When everything's numb and my mind is frozen over You're at the surface peering in like an angel above me

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released October 7, 2020

Mixed/Mastered by Andrew Zink at Hollowed Studios
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